I have the sex appeal of a potato
I'll never understand boys
Somebody talk to me. I’m stuck at base camp with no one but a shitbrick of a guy for company. So lonely :(
why wear pants when you can just not wear pants
When They Don't Text Back..
You feel like sending another text. You feel like they’re bored of talking to you. You feel like they checked it & ignored it. You feel like they’re answering everybody else except you. You feel like they’re with someone else. You feel like you’re not as important as their social networks when you see them update it.
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.