June 2013
11 posts
“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation”
—Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
May 2013
20 posts
textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
they see their friend Juan having trouble with his wheelchair
Clocks
Coldplay
my mom came into my room and was all
hey I just downloaded Clocks by Coldplay, it sounds awesome
and this is what she downloaded…just listen to it
oh my fucking god
This is great!!
Dayum that’s classy
the song is now 100000x better
i only have followers bc of this 1 post
when did i get this fat
I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else
I hate people but I’d love to be in a relationship
I love food but I don’t want to get fat
I want money but dont want a job
look it’s my entire life in a post
